Catchphrase: "Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around the eyes, look into my eyes (snaps fingers) you're under." Roy would then call to his unseen wife, Margaret in the back room for assistance. Kenny Craig is a stage hypnotist who often uses his powers purely for his own ends, such as beating his mother in a game of Scrabble (by playing the non-existent word "cupboardy", which, according to him, meant "cupboard-like" and hypnotising her into believing it is a real word), getting dates from and seducing women and gaining or avoiding spending money. In Little Britain USA he is seen changing Harvey's diaper. Ruth is a girl who works in a cafe with her mother. Catchphrase: "I love you Anne" and "I need you Anne" In his appearances, he: bends a flute because the owner in question trod on his toes; flattens the brass section's instruments because one of them said his lunchbox smelled, and saws a double bass in half because the owner was reading his Daily Express. In Series 2, Pat and Paul start a relationship and the two get married. Des Kaye is a one-time children's TV host who works in a DIY store. In her first sketch, she attempts to become a model for an art class, but is forced to pose with no clothes on, thus being forced to admit that she is not a lady. Looking for the ideal Gifts? Barbara is the sister of Fat Fighters weight loss instructor Marjorie Dawes, Appearances: Radio Show; Starting in Series 1 Jill dates handy men like a plumber, a Sky electrician and an elderly Sikh gardener. He appears to have some sort of a fetish for fat women as he enjoys seeing Bubbles and Desiree wrestle in the nude, and in one sketch, got an erection after seeing Bubbles naked (getting a slap from Desiree on it due to a believed sex scandal). She is interrupted by Vicky during Roll Call and, rather than reacting with annoyance, she patiently waits for her to finish before claiming that she hasn't a clue what Vicky has said. In his final sketch, he pulls out a shotgun on a university student writing an essay on the theory of the faked moon landings and, for once, mentions the negative details of his trip ("It was real cold, the food was horrible, I threw up in my helmet! Appearances: Little Britain USA Episode 3 Harvey Pincher and his parents (without his new wife) return in Little Britain USA, visiting some American relatives, who are equally shocked by his breast-feeding. ', not helping the investigation. Appearances: Little Britain USA Catchphrase: Jason: "Heellloooo...". He rarely makes a fuss about Anne's childish behaviour and is only seen being angry at her once, when she was going to chuck his children's guinea pig out the window, which she did moments later. When she does occasionally offer a helpful alternative (for example, when the recipient wants a flight to Toronto, and she offers a flight to Vancouver), she will make it unhelpful by saying the flight is taxiing now. Every time she goes out to give refreshment to the builders who are doing work on her garden, she gives them biscuits as if they were a dog. The closest he ever came to saying it the right way was when he said 'goodbyes'. However, their marriage has deteriorated to the point that they often remain in an awkward silence which George tries to break in the best tone he can give, but when this doesn't work, he comments on how he dislikes her. 0.00 s. SD. Jason always tries to play on to Gary's grandmother, be it by performing the Heimlich maneuver on her or seeing her to the bathroom or wiping her spillings and sucking her toes, the latter of which horrifies Gary to the point of ordering him out of her house. In Little Britain Abroad, Carol was a rep for a holiday to Spain. Appearances: Series 2, The Comic Relief Special. Little Britain - Emily Howard at the Swimming Pool. Appearances: Radio Show; Since Series 1 The narrator opens and closes every episode and provides a voice-over between many of the sketches to introduce the upcoming characters, announcing the time in a ridiculous manner, such as "nought o'clock", announcing an impossible time or date, such as 'one two o'clock' or 'It's a crisp morning in Octember', or replacing the hour with a person's name, such as 'half past Oliver' and also fictitious names for locations around Britain, such as villages called "Bruise", "Achey Balls", and the "Mike McShane Estate'. While these will start off with "nice" things, she innocently comes up with vulgar ones that are often sex-related (for example, "I love you more than transsexual porn"), much to the horror of her mother. 13 : "I can't believe you just said that" : Figuring gender and sexuality in Little Britain", Rory's week - Rory Bremner imagines a Blair-Cameron team, https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=List_of_Little_Britain_characters&oldid=994598706#Eddie_(Emily)_Howard, Lists of British sitcom television characters, Short description is different from Wikidata, Wikipedia articles that are excessively detailed from September 2013, All articles that are excessively detailed, Wikipedia articles with style issues from September 2013, Articles with unsourced statements from June 2018, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License, This page was last edited on 16 December 2020, at 15:33. Appearances: Series 3 episode 3 Catchphrase: "Eh-eh-ehhh!". 0.00 s. SD. Oct 15, 2016 - Explore Ken Cox's board "Little Britain" on Pinterest. See more ideas about Little britain, Britain, British comedy. Instead, he frequently proclaims his homosexuality as a means to draw attention to himself, and has almost no (or indeed, any) homosexual experience, appearing instead to be more terrified by the thought of it than having any desire to seek it out - in Little Britain USA he exclaims "I can't have sex with a man, I'm gay!". Catchphrase: "Whateva! Share the best GIFs now >>> Whenever the tour bus passes a location (i.e. Pedro's character was likely based on David Walliams' impersonation of Ricky Martin. ", Appearances: Series 2 Share a GIF and browse these related GIF tags. Other trademark actions of hers are misspelling "chocolate" (spelling it "choclit," "choglud" or "chucklet"), and blatantly overeating despite attempts to hide it, as well as avoiding the subject of her own weight whenever it comes under scrutiny - such as shouting at her superior at Fat Fighters Head Office. New to Gfycat? He will also give directions to certain places such as a McDonald's in a very strange location and "a town just southeast of Northwestshire". Once, he found out he would not only be meeting people with leprosy, but also hugging them, and, suddenly reluctant to do his speech, he threw himself out of the car after a discussion about lepers. The dishes are delivered as soon as the couple is finished ordering, and even so, the waiter will sometimes apologise for the delay. This is where we need to handle Little Britain more carefully, as some of it has not aged that well. In one episode, he asks for "a record of James Last playing Nelly Furtado's hits on a banjo with a picture on the cover of James with his hands open showing stigmata" and Roy has the exact record he asked for. Little Britain, Emily Howard 'Im a lady you know' sharon. Catchphrase: Oh, so it's "The warmth of the sun reminded them that they were alive", [suggests a ridiculous ending]. The regular members include Pat, Paul, Tania (the oldest member of the group), several unnamed members and an Indian woman named Meera (who curiously does not appear to be overweight). Next, she caught Vicky trying to escape where she mentions that she takes attempts to escape very seriously. , Vicky Pollard went to school in the first series. Emily appears alone in Little Britain USA. ", as well as urinating uncontrollably, Mrs Emery is a friendly old lady who is never one to back out of a nice long chat. Her character is similar to that of Mr Doggy's owner. Appearances: Little Britain USA episodes 1, 4, 5 and 6 Whitelaw then buys them. They refuse and he unhappily continues to take care of her. These include Andy's demanding things then rejecting them when they are done for him (or when they are given to him), and Andy's ability to walk and perform complex physical activities while out of his wheelchair while Lou is not looking. The two appeared alongside Robbie Williams in the Little Britain Comic Relief sketch for Red Nose Day 2009. She goes to such lengths to get him parts, that she pretends it's his birthday, that he's dying, and even threatening to "tell 'em you touched him!". Also, during the Marjorie Dawes sketches, he expresses much contempt for overweight people, such as calling them "vermin", or expressing a desire to have them arrested, removed from the country, spat on or shot dead. Catchphrase: "It was just (near a certain location) that my wife Eileen first (did something of a sexual nature)". 5.5K views # come fly with me# dog is dead# little britain#moses #little britain # little britain# more# please#yer # eating# fatty# little britain#nomnom # eating# fat# funny#little britain. When mentioning all the drug habits she's ever had, she claims to be 28 years old (right after Connor comments that, despite her drug habits, she seems rather healthy and well-aged). Dudley is very sarcastic and has a West Midlands accent. Liz and Clive are a middle-aged couple who spend a lot of time eating in their local Chinese restaurant. In the Australian tour, Walliams received a letter of complaint for this strong scene, he then claimed he would respond with an apology. He insists on "bitty" (breast milk) from his mother Celia (played by Geraldine James) even though he is an adult - much to the dismay of his prospective wife and her parents, so when they were speaking and they saw the "bitty", they would start stuttering and speaking rather slowly. As with Meera in the UK series, she pretends not to understand a Mexican member of the group, whom she also refers to as an illegal immigrant and that Marjorie believes that the member is from the Philippines. For instance, she refers to places within the Bristol area, such as Fishponds, the Broadmead Shopping Centre and Wookey Hole (which is actually just outside Wells, but is a short drive from Bristol). April always offers the victims various candy mints (which replace the required medical paraphernalia in her bag). ", (clapping hands) "Champagne! Bubbles seeks to emulate the upper classes; she mispronounces many English words 'a la française' and is unable to pronounce 'v' in certain words ('diworce'). Little Britain is a British character-based sketch comedy that was first broadcast on BBC radio and then turned into a television programme. Margaret and her husband, Roy, own a shop frequented by Mr Mann. One of the new employees at DIY universe where Des was working at the time claims that he and his sister watched the show during its run and revealed that a girl lost an eye on the show.  Desiree (pronounced "de-zee-ray") is the rival of Bubbles and the new wife of Bubbles' ex-husband, Roman. He will also make ironic statements (such as in Little Britain Abroad: "I went to Mykonos once. Benjy is a man with an unusual obsession with Black British men (whom he refers to as his "Black friends"). It was written and performed by comic duo David Walliams and Matt Lucas. Appearances: Series 3 Deleted Scenes. Appearing in Episode 8 of Series one, Boris is an intense Russian man who works as a babysitter. The publisher encourages him to change this line, although Douglas doesn't understand what is wrong with it. Appearances: Series 3 Deleted scenes. "Comic Relief, 2015, Little Britain Sketch". Little Britain Usa: Emily Howard. Mark and Tom are stereotypical American bodybuilders with enormous muscles, tiny penises and a tendency to boast to each other about their most recent workouts and sexual encounters. When approached with a reasonable request, such as opening a bank account, a holiday to America or making an appointment, she will type the information into her computer. Roman enjoys watching the two of them wrestling naked. Mills' US equivalent is Bing Gordyn, the eighth man to walk on the moon and the first to do so with a moustache. Letty appears in only one sketch in Series 3, in which she appears to have an obsession for frogs ("froggies") as her house has in it many frog-related novelties, plus she loudly admits it. BBC. In the sketch, set in an ordinary British off-license, a customer (portrayed by David Walliams) comes in and, being the only other person in the shop, is forced to do his shopping under the gaze of the newsagent, who attempts to make conversation by commenting on each of the items that the customer takes (for instance "Thirsty?" She also made him eat some disgusting stew, and as an alternative to a choc ice, he had to eat a pear for pudding. The two appear to be very skillful bank robbers, having a quick and simple manner of robbing a bank, with one going in and demanding money while the other drives the getaway vehicle, and a very secluded hideout. Mother: "Meet me in the back in 5 minutes!". Catchphrase: "Wicky Woo! BRITAIN, BRITAIN, BRITAIN! He is typically dressed in a grey raincoat, dark striped tie and black trousers. They appeared in the radio series under the names of Sandra and Olivier Laurence, a play on the name of the actor Laurence Olivier. the blacksmiths, the church, the 'Hanging Judge' pub, or the Roman bridge), he tells the people a little bit about the place, and then also says something about what his wife Eileen (they've been married at least 32 years, and the details become more vulgar as the tour proceeds) did to him there: In Series 1 Deleted Scenes, Len is still working on the bus tours; however, he has a French woman on the bus (presumably Matt Lucas), who keeps needing to sit down when she and her husband get off the bus. She usually takes a long time to reply whenever Roy calls out to her. He goes to great lengths to ensure comfort for certain inhabitants, mainly himself. It was written by stars Matt Lucas and David Walliams. Lindsay drives a brown Austin Allegro on which he has crudely painted the word 'Police', he also wears a policeman's uniform, claiming all his other clothes were in the wash. "He" orders her to do naughty or anti-social things such as stripping in public and standing in a trash bin, defecating in the park like her dog or throwing a brick through a shop window. The robotic careers advisor, who works in the same school as Mr. Cleaves, makes one appearance. In his second sketch, it is shown that he arranges plumbers and other handymen to his house to try and impress them about his exploits, but always fails to do so. Linda calls a man named Martin (unseen and unheard to the audience) to grant the request and is asked to describe the student in question. His speeches are always politically or factually incorrect, confusing and often offensive to the audience, such as his speech at a police dinner "...maybe being an Olympic athlete isn't so different from being a police officer. One trademark of the sketches is that Marjorie pretends not to hear or understand what Meera says, needing another member (usually Tania), to interpret, or mishearing it as something else. A new member of the group was the local sheriff, who was less tolerant of Marjorie's rudeness and, after being pushed too far in a matter of minutes after being called "Boss Hogg," arrested her. your own Pins on Pinterest Myfanwy is the barmaid of a local pub (called 'The Scarecrow and Mrs. King') and best friend to Daffyd Thomas and often serves him Bacardi and Coke. Catchphrase: "He's handy is he?". ", Gerald Pincher is the father of Harvey Pincher. In the last sketch, Vicky goes to hospital and loses her voice after jumping off the chapel roof. In her final sketch in the series, she is in hospital on life support after jumping off the church roof. When challenged about something, she comes up with gossip that has nothing whatsoever to do with whatever problem she is in at the time, although she claims to be "getting there". Mildred then reveals certain strange details of her past, such as drug habits or homosexuality or incidents involving racism. Appearances: Series 3, episodes 4 and 5 The song Sting plays is known as Fields of Gold. She is very keen to help him find a gay partner, even going as far as to close her bar so he can have a gay night (which she promptly regrets because he orders all the gays who turn up to leave). Mr Cleeves sets the pupils strange tasks such as finding "the square root of Popeye" and "Edward II divided by Henry V = Hydrogen Peroxide". It is also revealed that Harvey is burped by Celia, wears a nappy and Gerald changes him. '", "Whaaaa(t)!? Jul 21, 2018 - Robbie Williams visits Emily Howard's shop for lady's things in this Little Britain sketch for Comic Relief. He answers questions from customers in a diffident manner using riddles, "spells", and a (intentionally badly dubbed) flute, which he refers to as a 'piccalillo'. Played By: David Walliams and Matt Lucas His full height is seen in his final appearance - a minute figurine that looks similar to him is used. He also appears in deleted scenes from series 3, still waiting to die. Catchphrases: "We didn't know any different!" The Newsagent made only one appearance in Series 2. Appearances: Little Britain USA episodes 2, 4, 5 and 6, The Coach works in Wilderness Lodge Boot Camp where Vicky Pollard is sent to after burning down Disneyland. In later sketches, Roy became accustomed to his requests and was sometimes able to provide them. The act involved Des driving around in what is presumably a miniature fun bus and angrily throwing lollipops at the audience. The character's name is a reference to the singer. He also asks for complete silence during a test, which is later revealed to be a test on crisps, but then he does various loud things himself, like playing the saxophone, vacuuming the classroom and setting off fireworks. Information, interviews, photos and more for Emily "Eddie" Howard on the HBO original program Little Britain USA. In her first appearance, the police are at her shop, investigating a recent break-in. Discover (and save!) Rather than trying to be like a modern woman, Emily wears outdated, Victorian frocks and her behaviour follows that of the out-dated Victorian stereotype, including talking in an exaggeratedly high-pitched voice, an equally high-pitched nervous laugh, using the word "lady" as an adjective for almost everything and feigning a lack of strength, which only makes her even less convincing. Read, known as Big Howard, and his animated sidekick, Little Howard… He claims that "lesbians don't count" and tells another that she is "far too attractive" to be a lesbian. She is notoriously rude and mean-spirited, especially towards the members of Fat Fighters, of whom she hypocritically makes fun for being fat. Catchphrase: "Hallelujah!" He handcuffs himself to a desk and swallows the key, only to discover that they have been studying Truman Capote and Tennessee Williams, two famous gay writers. Appearances: Series 2 episode 5 She claims that the final suspect was the robber, and says that they're 'Ohhhh, gorgeous! He also refers strangely to ordinary objects, such as the radio, which he calls the "talking noisy box". The admins of this blog are couple of sisters: aisyah-radzi.tumblr.com syikin-snorts.tumblr.com After that occasion, he is expelled from the orchestra, which results in him igniting gasoline all over the orchestra, proclaiming "I am correct, they are incorrect! This is where we need to handle Little Britain more carefully, as some of it has not aged that well. In one sketch from Series 3, Marjorie had a fake tan that went wrong and made her skin orange. Catchphrase: "Fetch", "Good boy". The programme's title is an amalgam… more » More Little Britain quotes » Collection Edit Buy. Throughout this sketch, he offers the young man various finger foods. When parting with her mother for any particular reason, such as a trip to a brownie camp or having her tonsils removed, they will share love sentiments (or their "I love you more than" game). First of all, we both get a lot of practise running after black guys". In Little Britain Abroad, while holidaying in Portugal, he is hypnotised by Paul McKenna (who does this in Kenny's trademark 'Look into my eyes...' style) into losing his powers of hypnosis, living on the street and digging through dustbins to find a half-eaten box of KFC. Robbie Williams visits Emily Howard's shop for lady's things in this Little Britain sketch for Comic Relief.Subscribe ► http://bit.ly/1gXbQkj Visit Us ► http://comicrelief.comFacebook ► https://facebook.com/comicreliefTwitter ► https://twitter.com/comicrelief-------------------------------------------Thanks for all your support - sharing the video and leaving a comment is always appreciated. George Dawes is not mentioned in any way in any version of Little Britain. Extended sizes from XS-5XL. It was written by stars Matt Lucas and David Walliams. His wife Margaret helps run the store but is never seen. In his first appearance, a gay student (Walliams) hijacks Daffyd's "Gay society" stand, feeling that he could do a better job at running it than Daffyd. Clive then approaches Sugden (with Liz trying almost physically to stop him) and she denies any knowledge of Liz, as her friend Helen had been her only bridesmaid. In a typical sketch, he will be on his way to give his speech, but upon learning a detail in his speech is considered offensive, confusing or is not factually correct, he will proceed to throw a page of his speech away, until he is left with his greeting and dismissal. This portrayal of vomiting strongly emulates the famous Monty Python's The Meaning of Life sketch, presenting an immensely fat man named Mr Creosote who vomits uncontrollably at a very alarming rate (Part VI: The Autumn Years). In most of the early series, Kenny Craig sketches are based on him hypnotising one or more people into doing things or accepting as fact a ridiculous premise, some of whom aren't really hypnotised, but were merely playing along, or he may use his powers to get out of an awkward situation (such as hypnotising everyone present when he accidentally destroys a man's car). She even tried to pretend her trolley (which was full of food that is high in fat) was someone else's when she ran into Paul in her local supermarket, and later when Meera turns out to be the cashier. Emily Howard is a British composer whose work is best known for its inventive connections with mathematical shapes and processes. Matt Lucas And David Walliams - Pandora. In real life, twelve men walked on the Moon. He is a retired police officer in the town of Scoffage, who gives driving lessons. ", "Maybe I did and maybe I didn't". In the credits for series 1, the town's name is incorrectly (and deliberately, presumably for comic effect) spelt "Llandewi Breffi". As they say goodbye and let the nurses to call if anything happens, Warren calls "Stay where you are...", Appearances: Radio Show; Series 1, episodes 4, 5, 6 and 7 He also has trouble with reading (like when he can't pronounce the words in Great Expectations, he just says "Shall we just watch the video? Ting Tong eventually invited her entire family to live in Dudley's home, turned it into a Thai restaurant and forced him to spend Christmas Eve standing on his porch, waiting for it to close. See more ideas about wedding flowers, wedding, wedding decorations. Although Blanche Tuckatuck was much more polite, more kind and gave more helpful weight-loss advice than Marjorie, she had one serious flaw - she was a member of the Ku Klux Klan. In it, a student, who is very realistic about his career opportunities in the future, comes into his office to discuss his desire to become a caterer or engineer. Phyllis Church, is an American woman who owns a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel called Mr Doggy. Catchphrase: See Roy below. If that doesn't work, please visit our help page. In her final sketch, a doctor, after examining her leg (and seeing her uncontrollable urinating), asks her if she has anything else wrong with her, which she denies. Catchphrase: Andy: "I want that one...", "I don't like it", "I look a pillock", "Yeah I know! After contributors give him some money, he blatantly places stickers on embarrassing body parts, such as the genital region or breasts and on someone's rear in a deleted scene. Catchphrases: "Yes I heard it, Kitty!". In Little Britain Abroad, Myfanwy opens a gay bar on Mykonos in Greece, but it does not fare well because Daffyd does not hand out flyers to the locals. His parents do not seem even remotely perturbed by his behaviour. as well as coming up with gossip unrelated to her situation. Peter Andre is a Royal correspondent for the BBC who gets sacked after first making surreal and false claims about the Royal Family (such as Prince Charles having magical powers, describing the queen as "The Main One" and mistaking Princess Eugenie for her mother, Sarah, Duchess of York) and then expressing his love for Princess Anne through song. Emily is teaching Florence how to be a lady in the second series, during which she regularly makes mistakes. Appearances: Series 2 Deleted scenes Her sketches attracted controversy soon after the launch of the third series when they were criticised by the UK incontinence charity, Incontact.. She also speaks very quickly which, together with the gossip she comes up with, usually confuses or agitates the person in question. Appearances: Radio Show; Starting in Series 1 At this point, Liz suddenly stabs and kills her with a knife, revealing that she had been fabricating her claims of being Sugden's bridesmaid. Narrates every episode Britain is called Britain, 3. Doug makes only one appearance in the entire series. Played by: Matt Lucas Appearances: Little Britain USA episodes 1, 2, 4 and 6 upon the customer taking a notebook). Catchphrases: "Yeah, but, no, but, yeah, but... (and sometimes repeats this a few times)", "... or sumthin' or nuffin'", "I wasn't even supposed to be there, so SHUT up! The song Sting plays is known as Fields of Gold. Registered charity 326568 (England/Wales); SC039730 (Scotland) However, Edward behaves as though Samantha were still a school pupil, saying things such as "the bell is a signal for me, not for you" upon the doorbell ringing and "you copied Nigella Lawson's work!" Little Britain is our favourite all-time sketch! She also speaks with a lisp pronouncing "borstal" as "borthtal" and a West Country accent. For example, Emily Howard seems like a harmless character. On one occasion, they lost their subject when trying to break the record for the world's smallest ant. Throughout these sketches, Liz loudly and endlessly claims that she had been a bridesmaid at Mollie Sugden's wedding, which angers and annoys Clive, especially when Liz makes him listen to her rather than talk to an old classmate of Paul McCartney's (the man is played by Ted Robbins, McCartney's real-life cousin). She continues to try to help him despite his repeated bluntness; many sketches end with him leaving his local pub after claiming that his village is completely homophobic. Little Britain is a British character-based comedy sketch show which was first broadcast on BBC radio and then turned into a television show. Appearances: Series 2 deleted scenes May 8, 2014 - Explore Lindsay Teaze's board "Little Britain" on Pinterest. One scene depicts the Prime Minister conducting difficult talks with the President of the United States, where the President tries to compel the Prime Minister to follow his position, referring to Blair's following of the policy of the Bush administration on the then-ongoing war with Iraq. In Little Britain USA, she is sent to boot camp in Utah after being thrown out of Disney World for beating up the Aristocats and setting fire to the Peter Pan ride. Appearances: Radio Show; Since Series 1 He states that he is "from the ghetto"; loudly encourages the congregation to "fight the power"; and attempts to cure a man's cough using faith healing (and when this fails, he gives the man some cough sweets instead). Catchphrase: "I love me froggies" and "KILL IT". Catchphrase: "I don't look at penis". For their own "entertainment", she sang an off key religious tune. 5.5K views # come fly with me# dog is dead# little britain#moses #little britain # little britain# more# please#yer ... # little britain#emily howard #little britain #bitty #little britain #little britain Anne likes poo. Catchphrase: "Oh, 'ello dear! Catchphrase: "Call me Bubbles darling, everybody does! Played by: David Walliams He is based on Gordon Brown who at the time was in the same position. The bank robbers make an appearance in Little Britain USA. In the 2009 Comic Relief for Red Nose Day, comedian Catherine Tate stars as Carol's counterpart who is evaluating Carol to see if she makes standards to keep her job during the credit crunch. "; (slaps his hand on the desk) "How's that for starters?". Throughout the sketch, Boris mentions having a deceased mother called Piet'kà (Russian: Петька, the informal form of the name Peter) and a brother called Josef. Thank you.". The sketches generally involve Dudley and Ting Tong's relationship blossoming, only for Ting Tong to reveal a secret about herself. (fist in air)". On one occasion, when Mr Mann complained about a picture he had just purchased, Roy's response was "Get out or I will strangle you". This is found in the deleted scenes of the dvd, so thats why no one has seen it on TV!! She also often does strange things, such as go on Stars in their Eyes, wees in a lake, harm things. Gifts - CafePress. Appearances: Series 1, Episodes 1 and 3, The Minstrels are two minstrels who are constant targets of quasi-racial discrimination. Appearances: Series 2 episode 3 However, they then discover she is not really dead and he begs them to "take her anyway". or simply "Bitty!". As he has a moustache, he likes to call himself as "the first man with a moustache to walk on the moon". He spends most of his time in the village pub talking to barmaid and best friend, Myfanwy. condor-avenue: “ Not Very Good Transvestite Emily Howard ” Little Britain Britain Funny British Values Bad Education Comedy Clips Amy The Mighty Boosh British Comedy British Memes. eating. See more ideas about Little britain, Britain, British comedy. Catchphrases: "Pass it under the door please", "Pervert...!". The long pause between Roy's calling to Margaret and her response was referenced in one sketch when, as soon as Roy had called to Margaret, he and Mr Mann both sat down, to read their books while waiting for her response. He also says that he found the incident in which his sister lost the use of her legs amusing, and insists that he didn't cause the accident. ", "Dust? ", "Hello Fatties! Unfortunately, her son never gets a part and, every time he fails, Sandra loses her temper and usually takes it out on whoever is nearby, unfortunately, often her son. His name is a reference to film director Michael Winner and was revealed in the Little Britain Top Trumps cards. Phyllis and "Mr Doggy" carry on a dialogue as she resists and "he" repeats "his" request, then "he" finally states "if you love me, you'd do it". Douglas reluctantly agrees to remove the last line, to the publisher's relief, only for her to discover a new problem: the first line reads "Dear Mum". Carol Beer is a perpetually disillusioned woman who works in a number of jobs that require a very close relationship with her computer, such as a bank clerk, a travel agent or a hospital receptionist. Making one appearance in the U.S version of the show, a couple are divorcing because of the wife's homosexuality. She hit him thrice, to prove he couldn't feel anything in his legs. He divorced Bubbles because she lost an amount of weight. Jul 21, 2018 - Robbie Williams visits Emily Howard's shop for lady's things in this Little Britain sketch for Comic Relief. Catchphrase: "Come on Harvey! In an Emily Howard sketch, he says that he is wearing a beautiful dress that belonged to his father; he routinely introduces Emily as "rubbish [or not very good, or some similar phrase] transvestite Emily Howard". Myfanwy (who is later revealed to be in a lesbian relationship herself with girlfriend Rhiannon) is eager to help him with his apparent disengaged love life, and encourages him to meet other gay men or groups, all of whom he rejects or insults. This featured Walliams reprising the … Although initially supportive, his wife grows irritable as he issues more and more statements, and she eventually walks away without even giving him a chance to kiss her. Played by: David Walliams She is shown in various episodes to be a chav girl seeking to get pregnant in order to get a council house: - in one episode, she is shown enviously referring to an acquaintance of hers who is only 9 years old, but has a council house of her own and 3 children. Vicky Pollard is a teenage girl who is intended to be a parody of chavs living in the West Country at the time Matt Lucas was studying at the University of Bristol. Walliams appears in a cameo in the film Run Fatboy Run as a character similar to Mr Mann. Andy is often dismissive and unkind to other characters, and kills Lou's replacement by pushing her off a cliff when she becomes too strict for him. April and Neville are two workers for Saint Tom Ambulance, who, in their first appearance, are shown to go into an opera house to help a man who's having a stroke. However, the robot reveals to him just how realistic his career opportunities are - according to the robot, there will be no jobs for humans in the future. He has stated that he hates Mr Mann because of his specific requests, and is sometimes shown to be reluctant to serve him. This then traumatizes Ellie-Grace and her friends, who are then comforted by her friends' mother. Catchphrase: "Baby" (as opposed to Bubbles' "Dahlin" and usually pronounced "bebby", "babby" or "bubby"). Appearances: Radio Show; Series 1, and Little Britain Live. She is unseen throughout all the series and helps Roy when he calls to her from behind the counter. Appearances: Radio Show; Series 1, episodes 2, 4 and 8. Catchphrase: "We must have the wrong house!". Appearances: Little Britain USA episodes 1, 2 and 5 The school itself is bizarre as it arranges trips to the moon for only £5 entry fee, pilches £36 million during small car park jumble sales, has recreational and lunch periods only a few seconds long and has a robot for a careers advisor, which claims that there will be no jobs for human beings in the future. The coach is shown to be very caring towards her. His powers appear to improve as the series progresses, however; in later episodes he manages feats such as putting on a hypnosis show - in which he does nothing but hypnotise the audience into believing they have actually witnessed an incredible hypnosis show before sitting back to read a book for an hour (Andy McNab's Bravo Two Zero); finally taking them out of their trance at the timetabled end of the show. Appearances: Radio show; Series 1 Deleted Scenes. Catchphrases: "I went to the Moon! Little Britain British Things My Wardrobe Cool T Shirts Best Quotes Lol Humor Funny Things Funny Stuff. Appearances: Radio Show; Series 1, episodes 5 and 7. Carol was considered to appear in Lucas and Walliams' new comedy Come Fly with Me, working as a check-in manager for Flylo Airlines, but was rejected as David Walliams didn't want it to be a spinoff of Little Britain. In Little Britain Abroad she was shut in a Thai prison for smuggling heroin and her mother, Shelly Pollard (played by Dawn French), made an appearance in court saying that Vicky got into a bad crowd at the age of three. The Piano Player is an unnamed man who plays at the Uncle Albert Hall. upon the customer taking a drink from the fridge, or "Hoping to write letter to friend or relative?" At the end of the sketch he accidentally uncovers a book of his entitled "Sir Ian McKellen's book of men's bottoms," indicating that he is homosexual as well. For example, Emily Howard seems like a harmless character. An American counterpart of Sir Norman Fry, Republican Party Senator White, appears in episodes 5 and 6 of Little Britain USA. It is revealed in the second sketch that he has a third ear, the most likely explanation for his hate of other people seeing him. His final message is an incoherent whine, which he ultimately settles on. It is also frequently implied she is some kind of debutante, despite being 43 years old and divorced. She also appears in deleted scenes in which she names a boy with half his right arm missing "Handy Andy" and a student with an upturned nose a “pig" (though she made no comments to Martin about the latter). After persuading his student to drive at law-breaking speeds, he promptly pulls the car over, goes to the driver's window and interrogates the student for speeding as if he were still a policeman. I sooo can't believe you just said that! Guest stars included Stephen Hawking and Catherine Tate. He's weeping softly, softly weeping, the children are lifting him, and putting him into a wheelie bin. Nov 2, 2012 - This Pin was discovered by Shy. Appearances: Series 2 Deleted scenes The patient then gives Carol the middle finger after being ordered to move faster. Little Britain is an award winning character-based comedy sketch show first appearing on BBC radio and then television. Prior to the third series, The National Federation of Women's Institutes objected to this depiction and the BBC replaced the Women's Institute logo and changed the dialogue in subsequent showings of the programme. Appearances: Radio Show; Series 1 and Little Britain Live He also mentions in one episode that he was born without genitals.) Catchphrase: Ruth: "Muuuummmm!" Ashraf is an Indian man working at the local computer shop. The coach appears to be very caring for Vicky (though Vicky reacts by telling her to 'get off me you dirty [lesbian]'. At the end of one episode, shorter than the others, he remarked: "This show has ended a little earlier than usual, because a man is trying to take my clothes off, and I must ask him why". Go!". He then attempts to seduce him, implying that he is homosexual. Appearances: Radio Show; Series 1, episode 2. ", "Say it again?" He will frequently call out commands to his wife preparing dinner, in the format of "Wife, [name of food], go!". He was shown to be giving firm and very tough lectures at a drug rehabilitation centre, while kindly telling them that he will help them overcome their habits. He bears little resemblance to the real Dennis Waterman, except that his 'theme tunes' are based on the Minder theme tune that Waterman sang himself (among others), but didn't write. Emily Howard: But I am a lady, I do not have testicl?s! In one clip April gets Neville dismissed, by shifting the blame of having the mints to him. The next sketch involving the coach, she catches Vicky smoking in the bathroom while ordering the other girls to bed and Vicky mentions a girl stealing an eyeliner pencil, and drawing on the wall of a big fat woman with a penis and writing the coach's name on it. The pair are the longest serving members of the cast of characters having appeared in every episode except the TV pilot and the radio series. 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